13 Different types of laughter that people around you do!

Everyone enjoys a good laugh specially the advent followers of ‘Sidhuism’! But what happens when someone’s laughter is harder than the joke? Or it is so awkward that you can just stare and stare and stare them down like they have asked for your kidney in return! We all enjoy company of people who laugh with an open heart (and mouth, apparently). The mouth is sometimes so much open, you can actually fit the entire Titanic there! Some laugh so quietly, they gyrate like some old Balaj Aata Grinder!

Some people (who have a thorn stuck somewhere in their posterior, I am not willing to discuss) don’t laugh at all! But come on, who wants to be around them?!
Let’s focus on how differently people can laugh and make you wonder, “Bhai, ET ka cousin hai tu?”

 1) The simplest, the BIG FAT PUNJABI laughter!

      People don’t only eat or drink big. They laugh big too! You would think that you have seen the most audacious laughter coming from them but you’ll be in for a surprise every time someone tells a savita bhabhi joke! Wadde Wadde Mouth te Wadde Wadde Laughs. 

                         
2)      The NIRUPA ROY laughter!
No, this isn’t dark humor. Some people laugh so hard that every time they laugh, they start crying! They literally cry, like full-fledged soap opera attyachar wala cry!
                                   

3)      The SKID BRAKE/DONKEY laughter!
We all have that one friend whose laugh is like applying emergency brakes to a Maruti 800!
You must have heard that. After all you can’t miss that ‘Heein..heein..heein..heein’. It also sounds like a donkey! If you don’t have such a friend. I have bad news for you.
                                  

4)      The SUWAR Laughter!
The snorter as we call them! Their nose is their bread and butter. Their reason for existence. Their one sole motive is to constantly laugh from…no points for guessing…the nose! If you close your eyes you CAN NOT tell the difference between a snorter and a suwar.
                                 

5)      The DEREK O’BRIAN laughter!
The pleasure for this specie is driven by laughing while asking question constantly! You’ll be amazed how one pattern of asking questions and laughing can be applied to SO MANY situations. It’s always like this, “Hahah..nahi re sachchi kya hahah? Hahah..sach bol raha hai na hahah? Hahah..kitna sahi raha hoga na hahah?”
                                 

        
6)      The GENERATOR laughter!
These people laugh and they laugh like your 2 killo volt wala generator! Some have mastered the technique of vibrating with it too. Apparently it’s very fun. Generator me diesel dalta hai par inka petrol khatam hi ni Honda!
                                     

                    
7)      The MARATHON laughter!
First rule of a marathon? You start running. Second rule? There is none. Same goes for these types of ‘laughers’.  They start laughing and once they do, days start to go by, seasons outside start to change but they would still be doing so! The only way to shut them up in if you stuff something up their mouth!
                                   

8)      The Aata Grinder Laughter!
These people laugh like you have just turned on a mixer grinder! They seal tight their lips together and start gyrating big time! Producing balgam sounds while they laugh! Ever heard of ‘Mata aajaati hai?’. Bingo.
                                                   

9)      The Bachche wali laughter!
This type of laughter is probably the sweetest one that you will hear. It’s one of the most pleasant ones and it actually makes you happy too! Rare, isn’t it? Yeah, adults can keep their innocence too. *puppy dog eyes*
                                       

10)   The LELAI laughter!
They laugh so suspiciously that in the end you can only wonder if it was a true laughter or a fake one just to shrug you off. People-log hassi se lene ki koshish karte hain. And people have gotten so good with this, some idiots can’t even tell the difference. Funny, right? Cracks me up every time too.
                 

11)   The 1930’s laughter!
Just like a movie belonging to the era when cinema had just started here. Inka muh toh khulta hai, par awaaz nahi aati! They’ll open a mouth so big but they seemed to be chocking! They’ll clap their hands, jump, bump, dump but no audio sir, no audio!
                                           

12)   The EHSAAN laughter!
These people laugh like ‘ehsaan kar rahe hon’. They’ll widen their eyes and smile a little with an expression that would put Arjun Rampal to shame. Bhai, mat hi hass! 

                                          
13)   THE AAHAT laughter!
These people will laugh in a manner that will scare you! You will be taken aback by the diabolical way of laughing alone! Sure, they don’t mean any harm. Or do they?